guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

oodwhovian:

The Shippy Dalek commentates popular Doctor x Rose scenes. 2/?
For billieviper because her idea inspired this post. 

cueball-menace:

squidshavefeelingstoo:

youcanchoosefreedom:

merida-straighthair:

A wisp has appeared on your dash. Would you follow it to your fate?

WERD U FERLLER EYT TER YER FAIIIIIT

EEF YE HAD THUH CHENCE TA CHINGE YER FATE WOULDJER

AH WEESP HAS EPEERED OHN ME DAAAAAASH

Just got a tattoo!!! (It means “escape”)

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

Where are we going?

Into darkness.

7/30/14 EW photoshoot (x)

c1araoswa1d:

I can’t function today because Jenna Coleman.

g0ne-blotto:

paintingtherosesredd:

you just gotta love this guy

if you dont love rdj there is something very wrong with you

3 words that describe me

  1. genius
  2. dazzling
  3. humble

rointheta:

First & Last | Tenth Doctor + The Powell Estate

arialenelove:

the-barghinator:

0h-well-castiel:

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

okay so i have a story for u

i was on a bus (i live in london fyi) and normally on the second pair of doors there are like two glass windows on either side separating the seats from the space, so i decided to stand in the middle, because u know, i thought i would be safe, BUT OH LORD AND BEYOND I WAS WRONG

like, as soon as i got on i realised this wasnt gonna be a normal fuckin bus journey, because the bus driver was FUCKING MENTAL, his driving was super fast and he was swerving round corners like he gotta get home to watch his favourite tv show or s/t

so when the journey comes to an end, he pulls up to the stop, yet it wasn’t a gentle pull up (because remember, the bus driver was off his tits), it was like satan was taking the whole bus from behind, and remember the part where I said I was standing? yeah me too

so as my life flashed before my eyes i quickly put my hand out to stop myself from slamming into the glass, BUT TO MY SURPRISE THE GLASS WASN’T FUCKING THERE, THE GLASS HAD BETRAYED MY HANDS AND I HEARD SARAH MCLACHLAN SINGING IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL

I FULL ON SMACKED A GUY IN THE FUCKING FACE WHO HAD JUST TURNED AROUND AND STOOD UP TO GET OFF THE BUS BECAUSE THE GLASS WAS NOT THERE

AND AS IF THIS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE, IN MY MIND I COULDN’T JUST SLAP AND LEAVE HIM, SO I DECIDED TO GENTLY STROKE HIS FACE, LIKE who the fuck, im so ashamed of my bus it lasted a good 5 seconds

i then slowly got off the bus and contemplated my life choices

and that was the day glass on a bus betrayed me 

THAT WAS THE GREATEST STORY I’VE EVER READ

So, did you get on the Knight Bus by accident and not realize you are a Witch/Wizard? THE QUESTION MUST BE ASKED 0h-well-castiel!

thorsmightythighs:

Well, I’ve got the moves, but I wouldn’t want to boast

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